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We Didn't Steal Your Crackers Fitted Tank

We Didn't Steal Your Crackers Fitted Tank

Regular price $30.00
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Why did an Atlanta-based Roman Catholic Archdiocese think we stole their crackers? Did they look for their crackers before calling their lawyers? Are they even missing any crackers? TST's new 'We Didn’t Steal Your Crackers' tank won't solve the Great Cracker Caper—but it will keep the mystery alive.

  • 4.3-ounce
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 
  •  60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/poly (Heathers, Frost).
  • Tear-away label.
  • Self-binding at neck and armholes.
  • Gathered back detail. 
  • Curved hem.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.

Size Guide

  • Measure under the arm and around the fullest part of the chest with arms down, keeping tape horizontal.


XS S M L XL  2XL 3XL
4XL

Length

26.5
27 27.5 28 28.5 29 29.5
30

Chest

16
17 18 19.5 21 22.5 24.5
26.5
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